Funny. But A Little Too 'On-The-Nose.'

From The Onion:

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

“Our very way of life is under siege,” said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination. “It’s time for true Americans to stand up and protect the values that make us who we are.”

One thought on “Funny. But A Little Too 'On-The-Nose.'”

  1. There is a letter to the editor today that claims the Great Depression started in 1933 and was FDR’s fault. Probably from the same guy.

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