The World's Foremost Authority

A confluence of policy and the absurd occurred yesterday at the funeral of funnyman Soupy Sales.

Professor Irwin Corey had to be removed from the podium after his eulogy turned into a diatribe about health-care reform, in which he insisted that Soupy—along with Odetta, Eartha Kitt and Miriam Makeba—died prematurely because of inadequate treatment.

Way to pull a Marlon Brando there, skippy.


If we do have another Great Depression, can’t we just treat it with a Great Zoloft?

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