What is He Smoking?

They had an interview with Barney Frank in the Sunday Times Magazine this week. It was pretty typical, all high policy and low politics and nothing surprising if you know what to expect from the Banking Committee Chairman.

Then there was this:


Now that’s optimistic. If it happens, I will say that’s a good start.

Legalize It

Damn, Papa stole my thunder. Kaboom!

As he mentioned, today is a good day to touch upon the subject of decriminalizing the recreation and medicinal use of marijuana. Bear in mind, this is coming from a writer who has never been able to enjoy the stuff personally. Believe me, I tried. But that shit makes me crazy. Not enjoyable to me, not one bit.

Today is April 20, considered to be some kind of holiday or commemoration among people who smoke marijuana. There is an article at The Huffington Post explaining why, though it really buries the lede to the point that it’s god-damned irritating.

Here’s a ridiculous fact: Total marijuana arrests in these Untied States have approximately doubled from 1980 to 2007, from 401,982 to 872,720. Here’s another ridiculous fact: Marijuana is America’s number-one cash crop. As cribbed from the Daily Reveille: “Although the exact amount is impossible to know, one study estimated the total marijuana production in the U.S. in 2006 to be $35.8 billion. That’s more than the combined value of domestic corn ($23.3 billion) and wheat ($7.5 billion).”

So we’re arresting people for consuming a product that is hand over fist more valuable in the marketplace than the most basic foodstuffs? Isn’t that kind of Three Stooges?

Not to mention that smoking marijuana has incredible medical utility, with an ability to ease pain and to create an appetite, a utility that is legal in some sectors but still officially frowned upon by the federal government. And don’t say, oh, there’s a pill now that can do that. No, there ain’t. When you take a pill, that’s your dose. If you get too little or too much, tough titties for you. Smoking allows for intricately adjusted doses, which is important for some of the maladies it’s meant to treat. It is absolutely retarded, and I’m sorry, but there is no better word for it, retarded that sick people who could benefit from such treatment are largely denied it because this government’s got a stick up its ass about marijuana.

We spend billions of dollars every year enforcing marijuana laws ($7.7 billion) and eschew billions a year in tax revenue what could be gained from legalization ($5.3 billion), not to mention the cleansing effect decriminalization would have on the problem as a whole. Not only could you tax the stuff, you could regulate it as well, enforcing safety and labor laws with regards to an industry that we know is there and that we know isn’t going away no matter how many laws we pass or how many cops we employ.

Look, admittedly, when it comes to issues of prohibition, I am remarkably libertarian. To drugs, I say if it can grow in the ground it should be legal. Prostitution? Legalize it. You say gay marriage would just lead to polygamy? So what? Outlaw guns? Are you out of your mind?

Prohibition doesn’t work. Regulation does. But you can’t regulate something that’s illegal. Nor can you tax it. I for one was disappointed when President Obama so flippantly dismissed the question he was asked regarding this issue. It is a serious policy concern, not some incomprehensible mumble delivered by Jeff Spicoli. It is time for our government to seriously take this issue up, because the current state of affairs just doesn’t make any sense at all. Legalize it.

Only In George W. Bush's America

This story is hardly to be believed, until one reminds oneself that it occurred in George W. Bush’s America. It sticks out to me because it occurred in a tiny little town I visit frequently because my lady friend lives there.

(Also, good to know that at CNN, they eschew that pesky AP style.)

(CNN)—Federal officials have opened a civil rights investigation into a police narcotics raid on the home of a Maryland mayor in which police burst in without knocking and shot the mayor’s two dogs to death.

Mayor Cheye Calvo of Berwyn Heights, Maryland, and his mother-in-law were handcuffed and forced to kneel on the floor during the July 29 raid, which police said was part of an investigation into a scheme in which drugs apparently were sent to unsuspecting people.

Prince George’s County police, who were in charge of the raid, issued a statement Friday clearing the couple of involvement and expressing “regret.”

The FBI and the U.S. attorney’s office in Maryland are investigating the incident, FBI spokesman Richard Wolf said Friday.

Calvo had asked for the federal investigation.

“We lost our family dogs,” he said Thursday. “We did it at the hands of sheriff’s deputies who burst through our front door, rifles blazing.”

According to The Associated Press, two men, including a FedEx deliveryman, have been arrested in the case.

Police said the scheme involved shipping drugs to unsuspecting people’s homes and intercepting the packages. About $3.6 million in marijuana had been seized, police told the AP.

In this instance, investigators told the AP, a package containing 32 pounds of marijuana was sent from Los Angeles, California, to Calvo’s house in Berwyn Heights, a town of 3,000 residents 10 miles from Washington.

The package was addressed to his Calvo’s wife, Trinity Tomsic.

In transit, a drug-sniffing dog in Arizona brought attention to the package, investigators told the AP. Police intercepted it when it arrived in Maryland, and it was delivered to the Calvo home by an undercover officer, according to the AP report.

In a statement released Friday, Prince George’s County Police Chief Melvin High said he called Calvo on Thursday to tell him that in screening the case with the state’s attorney’s office, “it was concluded that Ms. Tomsic and the Calvo family were innocent victims of drug traffickers.”

“I called him to express my sorrow and regret for that and for the loss of the family’s beloved dogs,” High said in the statement. A thorough review of the raid is being conducted, which is standard procedure in such cases, the department said.

The Prince George’s County Police Department was in charge of the raid, and the sheriff’s special operations team was assisting.

Calvo said he set the package aside after it arrived at his home and didn’t open it. He said he was changing clothes and preparing to attend a community meeting when “the door flew open. I heard gunfire shoot off. There was a brief pause and more gunfire.”

He said he was brought downstairs at gunpoint while in his boxer shorts, handcuffed and forced to kneel on the floor along with his mother-in-law. Then, he said, “I noticed my two dead dogs lying in pools of their own blood.”

While he was being held, Calvo said, he told the police he is the town’s mayor, but they didn’t believe him. “They told a detective I was crazy,” he said.

Berwyn Heights has a police force, he said, but Prince George’s County police did not notify the municipal authorities of their interest in his home or in the package. “It was that lack of communication that really led to what has really been the most traumatic experience of our lives,” he said.

Calvo added, “they’ve arrested the real criminals involved. We’re pleased to have that and get our name back as well. But really, this doesn’t excuse what they did.”

Good lord.

(Cross-Post: Radio B.O.N.K.)