New Rule: If you suggest in any public forum that a situation like the tragic shootings recently at Virginia Tech would not have happened if everyone in America were armed to the teeth, you must pack your bags and move to Iraq. Immediately. That means you, Newt Gingrich. Get packin’, suckah!
I’m not suggesting that these folks should necessarily have to enlist. You just have to live there, so you can see how great it is to live where a majority of the civilians are armed. We’ll even arm you. We’ll give you whatever firearms you want and enough ammo to make John Rambo covet.
By your logic, you should have a very happy, very productive, and very long life.