Today’s Best Person in the World

We won’t make a habit of it here at KIAV because throwing shit balloons at the current president is ever so much more fun, but today, I’m nominating Kicks point guard Stephon Marbury as “Best Person in the World.”

Instead of raking in mountains of money with endorsement deals, Marbury is marketing a new brand of shoe called the “Starbury,” which retails for $14.98 a pair. What’s more, not only does he sell ’em. He wears ’em. On the court.

That, my friends, is what we call “class.” You may find it difficult to recognize because it is preciously rare these days.