As our seven readers know well, we love to misspell the names of the many fools we write about here at KIAV. Part of the fun is mangling monikers like John Boner and Newty Gringo and my newest favorite, Liza Merdcowski. It has occurred to me, however, that not correctly spelling names may result in the targets of our distain never knowing just what we think of them. Publicists and policy wonks daily post Google searches to find out what people are writing about them. Newty Gringo and Liza Merdcowski are not going to come up in a Google search. Thus, a new rule: we will always spell names correctly on first reference. John Boner should know exactly what we think of him.