About that Coke Can with the Pubic Hair!

This to too good. Ginny Thomas, wife of Clarence, is still pissed off about Anita Hill. And now she is making phone calls… at 7:30 a. m.  Here is what she said!

“Good morning, Anita Hill, it’s Ginny Thomas, I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my husband. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. Okay have a good day.”

Here is the news, Ginny! Anita Hill is not going to apologize! She said what she said because your husband acted like a sexist asshole when he was her boss! She said what she said because it was true! And in case you have forgotten, here is what she said:

“My working relationship became even more strained when Judge Thomas began to use work situations to discuss sex. On these occasions, he would call me into his office for reports on education issues and projects or he might suggest that because of the time pressures of his schedule, we go to lunch to a government cafeteria. After a brief discussion of work, he would turn the conversation to a discussion of sexual matters. His conversations were very vivid.

He spoke about acts that he had seen in pornographic films involving such matters as women having sex with animals, and films showing group sex or rape scenes. He talked about pornographic materials depicting individuals with large penises, or large breasts individuals in various sex acts.

On several occasions Thomas told me graphically of his own sexual prowess. Because I was extremely uncomfortable talking about sex with him at all, and particularly in such a graphic way, I told him that I did not want to talk about these subjects. I would also try to change the subject to education matters or to nonsexual personal matters, such as his background or his beliefs. My efforts to change subject were rarely successful.”

Here is bigger news, Ginny. The whole world now wants to know what you were drinking… or snorting or shooting… all night before you called Anita Hill, a quiet, highly regarded law professor, who worked very hard to put all this crap behind her… to talk about an incident that happened 20 years ago. An incident in which, I should add, your husband… and you… came out winners! We want to know why you are still obsessing over it… and what it means about your relationship with Long Dong Silver. Is Clarence still pining for Anita Hill? Is he tired of white nooky? Does he yearn for a real woman?

Stay Tuned. The right wing comedy hour could not be funnier if I wrote it myself.

2 thoughts on “About that Coke Can with the Pubic Hair!”

  1. “An incident in which, I should add, your husband… and you… came out winners!”

    You ain’t kidding. She’s emerging as a tea-party darling. He’s on the Supreme Court and barely raises his voice. This is a power couple in Washington. I figure she’s feeling heady with it all and figuring she can finally bark that Anita Hill into submission.

  2. I thought you knew. Larry Whittington… Anita Hill… Lauren Valle… victims are to be punished for their vulnerability, and then ordered to apologize for daring to protest. It works for whole groups, too, like the victims of mortgage fraud and credit scams, or people so improvident as to get old without first getting rich. That’s the Republican way.

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