John McCaine has offered his wife as a contestant in the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pageant held annually at a bikers rally in Sturgis, SD. Itâ€™s a topless contest, and contestants get points for demonstrating extraordinary skills, like swallowing a banana whole. I am hoping she will go for it. It will be the biggest Utube posting in history, especially if she does the banana thing. Might also show us how far some people will go to get elected President.