I was so glad to know that British Petroleum, the international conglomerate that has poked a big, ostensibly irreparable hole into Mother Earth, now seems to care a whole lot about midgets.
We care about the small people. I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies or greedy companies that don’t care, but that is not the case at BP. We care about the small people.
Said Carl-Henric Svanberg yesterday. I figure he just figures we “normal” sized people can stand in the oil just fine with problem. But the small people, man, he’s worried that they’re gonna drown.