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Monthly Archives: August 2010

Here They Come, Sinclair!


When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. Sinclair Lewis apparently made this observation in his book It Can’t Happen Here, which also happens to be the name of one of the greatest rock and roll ballads of all time. Well. I call it a ballad. Most […]

Glenn Beck D.C.: A Preview


Republigoats Are Crazy


Chris Matthews: The sky is blue. Rick Lazio: No it isn’t. Chris Matthews: Yes it is. Look up at it. Rick Lazio: Don’t tell me what to do. Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Appearances like this confirm my theory that being a Republigoat is either a mental illness […]

Which Came First?


Question…what’s the most complete protein you can eat without chomping into a beast’s leg? It ain’t tofu. That’s got an amino acid score of 68. Whole milk’s is 85. Raw spirulina draws an impressive 103. An egg grabs a 134, only 20 points down from a steak. An egg is also rich in B vitamins, […]

A Spot-On Analysis of Ronald Raygun


It is imperative that you read Will Bunch’s bloggity post regarding the current economic situation of these Untied States of America as it pertains to one Ronald Wilson Raygun. It’s a terrific, brief read by the man who wrote “Tear Down This Myth.” Also, Bunch concludes with something I often utter regarding Raygun, that on […]

Operation Iraqi Freedom, Part II


Like Brady, I cannot let the end of Operation Iraqi Freedom go without notice. I am for a good war when we need one, but truth be told we havn’t had a good war since 1945. I won’t say anything since then has been completely stupid only because I can’t quite decide whether or not […]

Ain’t That The Truth


Thanks to Fake Science.

Major Combat Operations In Iraq Have Ended


We would be remiss here at Ketchup Is A Vegetable if we did not mention that the stupidest war ever is finally, officially, over sort of. It’s funny. As we went through the Iraq War and the Preznit what oversawl it, I thought I was living through the entirely stupidest period in American history ever. […]

Go Take On The Day


The Federal Communications Commission was founded in 1934 with the express purpose of making sure that people could reasonably listen to the radio. Soon thereafter, the agency decided that it could also police the airways for naughty language, which many American seem to feel is physically harmful to them. As pointed out comically by the […]

Take a small problem…make a small problem bigger…


Unbelievable. Dr. Laura Schlessinger announced Tuesday night that she would end her radio show following her N-word rant last week. “My contract is up for my radio show at the end of the year and I’ve made the decision not to do radio anymore,” she told Larry King. “The reason is I want to regain […]