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Monthly Archives: April 2008

Fight the Real Enemy


I called my Granny last evening and got her answering machine, but I wanted to be sure she knew I was happy she got to vote yesterday. I was. It’s a nice thing that my 80-something year old Gramma gets to vote for a woman for prez. I’m weary of this whole thing. There’s no […]

Jackass: The Debate


Every other Leftblogistan blogger is probably mentioning how utterly goddamned stupid was last evening’s debate. So I’ll just ask the one question I don’t think people are probably asking enough of: What in the wide wide world of sports was George Stephanopoulos doing as a moderator? Does everyone at ABC News forget what he did […]

Don't Let The Door Bounce Your Boobies On Your Way Out


I was far far away from Leftblogistan last week. I was in Las BlahBlah, Nev., schmoozing and conventioneering for my day job. So. Did anything happen in radioland while I was gone? Artie Lange tried to kill his assistant? You don’t say. Seriously. I am utterly proud of Randi Rhodes; I was last week and […]



I have just been reminded of these lines of poetry, lines of poetry I would like to write down on an index card and place in front of former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and ask him to read into a tape recorder. Because it would be funny. Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I […]

I Like To Wear Men's Underwear


Every blogger in the known universe will quote the famous title and eighth track of of Steve Martin’s third comedy album, released in 1979 and certified gold, in discussing the most recent explosion on the part of Air America Radio host Randi Rhodes. I thought we’d be a little different and quote from track #3 […]

Rocky Lost


“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people.” —Hillary Clinton Apollo Creed won by split decision. Remember?