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Monthly Archives: November 2006

Worst Person In The World

29-Nov-06

Has Keith Olbermann ever nominated President George W. Bush to receive this high honor, whether for gold, silver, or bronze? If not, he should. The Hill reports on an exchange between he and my new senator, Jim Webb. Webb, as you probably already know, will be the only member of the 110th Senate who has […]

George Allen Is A Mean Nasty Little Girl

09-Nov-06

Update, 3:18 p.m.: Okay. So he conceded. He’s still a mean nasty little girl.  * George Allen has really misread the results of the 2006 mid-terms, hasn’t he? Among the many messages that should be drawn from these results is that the American people mourn the loss of the hair-breadth degree of chivalry that George W. […]

Begone The Dog And Pony Show

08-Nov-06

I have discovered two terms that distinguish different forms of mind-boggingly stupid statements made by Republigoats and their accomplices. A “Tartlets Tartlets Tartlets” is a phrase or idea that is so unfathomable that if you attempt to argue it to yourself long enough, it loses all meaning. See “Friends,” “The One With The Stoned Guy,” […]

Rummy, We Hardly Knew Ye

08-Nov-06

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know. —Donald Rumsfeld When it rains it pours. Goodnight, Rummy.

Thank You Notes

08-Nov-06

I have purchased a packet of 18 thank you notes and intend to send them all. Here’s the list of folks I’m thanking. Howard Dean √ Air America Radio √ Nancy Pelosi √ Rahm Emanuel √ Chuck Schumer √ Jim Moran √ Jim Webb √ Sherrod Brown √ Bill Clinton √ Keith Olbermann √ S.R. Sidharth […]

Gloat Gloat Gloat

08-Nov-06

First, the ugly. I like Virginia and all of its gifts. I like living in Arlington. It has good restaurants. But it has forced me to counsel my transsexual uncle and his wife to consider a vote via Nike. And if they go, so might I. This amendment is stupid. One can only hope that the courts […]

Kerry Should Be Fitted For A Muzzle

01-Nov-06

It was terrific to see John Kerry all plucky on Halloween. Terrific. Stunning, it was. Almost Bill Clinton-Chris Wallace redux. Still, though. It doesn’t hardly count when your courage comes to you while you’re busy mopping up your own brain vomit.    “Education, if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do […]