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Category Archives: I Miss Bill

The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr by Ken Gormley


Am currently reading The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr by Ken Gormley. It’s a book I picked up in the vast Serious Poo-Poo Institute of Technology Library. It’s an excellent read, an I think fair-minded account of this insane chapter in America’s history. I can try to read it and not reflect my […]

President of the World


If you watch the same general news programming nightly that we do here at the imaginary think-tank Crack Whores for Good Government, you’ve seen the promos for the latest Chris Matthews joint, “President of the World,” a piece that looks like it’s going to be a flattering portrait of one William “J.J.” Jefferson Clinton. It […]

George W. Bush and I Are Very Different People


Former President George W. Bush signaled on Thursday that he sees not reforming Social Security as his greatest failure from the eight years he served in the White House, the Chicago Tribune reports. In 2005, the president unsuccessfully tried to partially privatize Social Security. So in 2008, having our Social Security money in the stock […]

Jernolizm and the Great Sunday Assholes of the Washington Post


Papa Bonk and I have been recently wondering how all of this “town hall” nonsense would be covered in the “mainstream media.” Would they faithfully report that these “activists” are backed by gobs of corporate munny from groups who have lascivious interests in this particular issue? No. A bumper from the MSNBC newsbot this morning: […]

Quick! Turn on C-SPAN!


Bill Clinton is giving a BARN-BURNER of a speech for Obama in Floridia. Yes, I miss Bill. I do.

What He Did There


Frank Caliendo does a mean Bill Clinton impression. He says that Bill Clinton is so good, he can convince you of anything. He can stand right in front of you, says Caliendo, and say, “I am not here.” And you will suddenly no longer be able to see Bill Clinton in front of you. He’s […]

It Is So Easy To Forget…


…how goddamned good Bill Clinton is. He. Is. The. Best. That is all.

We Have A Nominee!


I was walking off the subway to my garage and managed to tune in The Rachel Maddow Show just in time to hear live sound of the roll call. I was so utterly pleased to have gotten to witness it live in some capacity. I have to cop to some lump-throatedness. My housemate is an […]

That About Sums Him Up


I have just heard the most succinct, accurate description of President Bill Clinton, courtesy of comic master Robert Klein on Countdown. Bill Clinton, says Klein, is a “Rhodes Scholar from the waist up.” This is why Robert Klein is a legend and I am a blogger.



Hillary Clinton is not my favorite Democratic candidate. In fact, I recently wrote in a somewhat shrill e-mail to Father of KIAV that, if she wins the nomination, I might have to consider what to do with my vote. Of course, that is bullshit. I will not pledge to do so, but I will most […]