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Category Archives: Comedian John Boehner

Boehner's Boner


I’m gonna stand with you and all freedom-loving Americans against this [health care] bill…this is my copy of the Constitution, and I’m gonna stand here with our Founding Fathers who wrote in the preamble: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with […]

Comedian John Boehner


Here’s something to know about news reporters: When you put a document in front of a reporter and you tell him it’s a “budget,” the first thing the reporter is going to do is to rifle through it wanting to look at the numbers. He might start, for instance, by flipping to the back and […]