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Category Archives: Horny Politicos

Why The Hell Would Anyone Want To Be A Democrat?


I am trying this fine day to figure out why in the wide wide world of sports any politician in these Untied States would want to be a Democrat. If Anthony Weiner were a Republigoat, his party, his media, and his electorate would all be circling the wagons around him and his penis. They’d be […]

Bad Naked


First, for the record, yes, The Howard Stern Show was responsible for the gentleman screaming about “Arnold’s love child.” Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Benjy Bronk. Mr. Bronk, your work has been recognized here at the imaginary think tank of Weiner Weiner Weiner and Weiner. Second, in the “even Richard Gere got tired […]



As I went through my ablutions this morning, I thought to myself, self, you should really include in your blog posting that there’s no way in hell any man flies to Argentina on a whim unless he’s following his penis. But I didn’t. I mean, I mean, I all but said it. But I didn’t. […]